Pooh Bear :)

How to get rid of your stalker.....

1. Don't have a stalker
2. If you do......tell them they are a stalker
3.If they deny it......you have an issue
4.Get over it.....therapy?
5. I recommend 80's movies and mint choclate chip ice cream
6. Good luck in life.....
:)

Why I am so awesome.......

Reason 1: I smell good
Reason 2. My hair is not boring
Reason 3: Spiderman is my man
Reason 4: My friends are pretty AMAZING ( especially Nathan)
Reason 5: I can make a mean piece of toast
Reason 6: My dad can make awesome chicken
Reason 7: Don't you wish your girlfriend could hunt like me
Reason 8: My shirts will make you cry with envy
Reason 9: Nathan thinks my clogs are awesome
Reason 10: Orange crush is the best thing since colored paper
Reason 11: BRICKWALL
Reason 12: I can make boring classes.......AWESOME classes

Reason 13: 13 is my favorite number